Yeah, I don’t know.
I think this dolphin movie is a bit much. I mean, it’s already a true story about a dolphin. You can stop right there. Instead we get Ashley Judd tears, and Kris Kristofferson mumble whispering, AND Morgan Freeman as some sort of science professor WEARING A BOW TIE.
C’mon.
Dolphins are already super great. They’re the blow jobs of the animal kingdom. But a CGI dolphin leaping up at us through the camera in 3D and now you’re just dick slapping us and calling it a good time.
Slapclap, ladies and gentlemen. Slapclap.
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Dolphins are serious assholes. The bottlenose more than any other species. They kill smaller dolphins….and get boners...
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arfortiyef said:
this movie gave my life a higher porpoise
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It was all over the news when it happened. Now it’s all over the news because of the movie. Kill me now.
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NOPE. //www.google.com/search?gcx=w&ix=c1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=dolphin+rape. Dolphins are the frat boys of the...
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Slapclap, ladies...gentlemen. Slapclap.
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